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Tomato-Tomatoe-Tomates

Sat Jun 21, 2008 at 10:57:29 PM PDT

Hello all, I'm writing from somewhere sunny in Latinamerica. I would like to inform you about the meal I just had.

I rubbed some olive oil in the bottom of a porcelain bowl. Then, I sliced one huge, ripe, tomato into very thin slices, and placed the slices over the bowl. Then, I put some mozzarella cheese, and some parmesan cheese, and some oregano and a little more olive oil on top of the tomato slices. Then I sliced another large tomato, very ripe, into thin slices and repeated the process. Then I put my porcelain bowl in the oven for about forty minutes, that is, until the smell of grated cheese and warm tomatoes filled my kitchen. Then I ate this over some cold salad of lettuce and avocado.

That is all.

A Team of Rivals

Sun Jun 15, 2008 at 06:37:37 PM PDT

Here's what I think an Obama cabinet should look like. It's got clintonistas, republicans and a few liberals that deserve to be on the national stage. It is, I think, a rather liberal cabinet that looks moderate (remind you of someone?). It entails no loss of senate or governor seats for democrats and, actually, gains us a senate seat. Also, it has plenty of women in it.

Tell me what you think.

Poll

Mr Bula's cabinet

6%1 votes
12%2 votes
6%1 votes
12%2 votes
25%4 votes
37%6 votes

| 16 votes | Vote | Results

A zen parable (and a fun poll)

Thu Jun 05, 2008 at 09:32:55 PM PDT

Two zen monks were traveling together and came upon a river. On the shore was a woman who begged them to help her cross to the other side. The younger monk hoisted the woman up on his shoulders and waded the river with her. The older monk followed.

The two monks continued their journey in silence for a few hours, the younger one was serene, the older was visibly angry. Finally, the older monk spoke:

- Why did you carry that woman across the river? The rules of our community clearly forbid s to touch women, under any cirmustances.

The younger monk answered: - I stopped carrying that woman hours ago. You still have her on your shoulders

Poll

The following epitomizes the internet:

4%3 votes
2%2 votes
0%0 votes
27%20 votes
2%2 votes
11%8 votes
5%4 votes
45%33 votes

| 72 votes | Vote | Results

Learning from this mess

Fri May 30, 2008 at 07:28:29 PM PDT

By now, it is quite clear that the rules of the democratic primary process should be reformed (note: they should also be followed, pending a reform). The task of reforming the primary process will be, to paraphrase Hobbes, nasty, brutish and long, and I can predict with confidence that whatever compromise emerges in the future will be far from perfect although, hopefully, an improvement upon the current system. Whatever happens in the future, I think it is important to learn from this years' primary campaign. Below the fold are some of the lessons to be learned, as well as some suggestions for the future

Poll

What kind of primary calendar do you like

9%3 votes
9%3 votes
29%9 votes
41%13 votes
6%2 votes
3%1 votes

| 31 votes | Vote | Results

Hillary Clinton jokes open thread

Thu May 22, 2008 at 05:46:46 PM PDT

Defeat hasn't gotten HRC off the stage
Neither has pleading, common sense or the interests of the democratic party
Angry complaints won't do it either

Laughing Hillary off the stage just might do the trick.

It's either laughing about this or going insane from frustration at the pointlessness of it all.

So... let's make Hillary Clinton the new Chuck Norris-type all purpose butt of jokes... please add your own contribution in the comments

Poll

Why did Hillary Clinton cross the road?

44%36 votes
11%9 votes
23%19 votes
9%8 votes
11%9 votes

| 81 votes | Vote | Results

Puerto Rico Roll Call

Wed May 21, 2008 at 10:18:59 AM PDT

Calling all Puerto Rican Kossacks, both on the island and elsewhere.

Tell us who and where you are, and how you're gonna get all your puertorican friends and family to vote for Obama!

For the first time in forever, Puerto Rico is going to be in the national spotlight. Only good can come of this. Do you see either statehood or independence in the future? What issues are important to you? What do you hear from other puertoricans? What is, in your opinion, the impact of the various endorsements for both HRC and BHO?

Si se puede, boricuas!!!

Poll

Boricua?

22%11 votes
18%9 votes
20%10 votes
4%2 votes
33%16 votes

| 48 votes | Vote | Results

A VP scoring system

Fri May 16, 2008 at 08:44:21 AM PDT

Okay, there are about five or so diaries on the recent diary list about VP choices. So it's something people seem to want to talk about.
I came up with a scoring system I'd like to share with y'all. There are eight metrics, seven positive and one negative, and potential VPs score from 0 to +3 on the positives and from 0 to -3 on the negatives (so that a perfect candidate would get a 21, whichh is a nice number). For details, follow me after the fold.

Poll

Obama/?

15%21 votes
12%18 votes
20%29 votes
10%14 votes
4%6 votes
4%6 votes
7%10 votes
10%14 votes
2%3 votes
0%1 votes
1%2 votes
2%3 votes
2%3 votes
0%1 votes
6%9 votes

| 140 votes | Vote | Results

Pimp your VP here!

Sun May 11, 2008 at 07:24:11 AM PDT

There has been a recent surge of diaries here calling for Obama to pick this or that VP (even... her). What I did was I came up with a scoring system for comparing,pimping and rejecting potential VP candidates.

Wanna waste time? You know you do, follow me below the fold...

Poll

Obama/?

19%30 votes
8%13 votes
25%39 votes
21%32 votes
0%1 votes
3%5 votes
7%11 votes
3%5 votes
2%4 votes
0%1 votes
1%2 votes
0%0 votes
2%4 votes
2%4 votes
0%1 votes

| 152 votes | Vote | Results

Why it went on so long..

Tue May 06, 2008 at 10:22:07 PM PDT

Insider information?... no

Pointless speculation?

Yes. But humor me, it's about WJC's and HRC's relationship and why she stayed in the race the way she did.

Poll

Am I right?

25%13 votes
52%27 votes
7%4 votes
13%7 votes

| 51 votes | Vote | Results

Obama's Hail Mary (w/poll)

Thu May 01, 2008 at 09:16:16 PM PDT

I want Barack Obama to win, as badly as you do. In fact, I believe any other possible outcome for this election would be, at worst, disastrous, and, at best, an enormous opportunity for change gone to waste. I have hope.
But hope is not blind optimism. Obama is trending slowly but steadily downards; the Clinton campaign's self-fulfilling prophecy/battle plan appears to be coming to fruition. He is under attack by the media (who are willing to do a story on wether the Wright story s alive, so they can keep the Wright story alive), the republicans (who clearly want to face Hillary Clinton)  and Hillary Clinton (who has burned too many bridges to care if she burns a few more).

Barack Obama needs his mojo back. He needs to change the media narrative. Obama's policy proposals are detailed and forthright, but are also sensible and non-polarizing, so the media won't report them. His campaign and his speaking skills are excellent, but that has become expected of him. What's he going to do?

Poll

If Obama's VP had to be a republican, who would you like?

12%36 votes
20%57 votes
6%18 votes
0%2 votes
2%7 votes
18%53 votes
3%9 votes
0%1 votes
35%99 votes

| 282 votes | Vote | Results

Who loves america more? I do, I *love* America

Thu Apr 17, 2008 at 10:16:32 PM PDT

This, according to the folks at ABC, is a burning question that america needs an answer to. Well, here's the answer:

I love America more.

Poll

Obama's next scandal will be

18%6 votes
15%5 votes
40%13 votes
6%2 votes
18%6 votes

| 32 votes | Vote | Results

How Hillary Clinton wins the General Election

Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 11:21:26 PM PDT

Hillary Clinton WILL secure the democratic nomination. The Clintons never lose. Superdelegates will throw the nomination her way after they are shown the light. Once she is the nominee, here is her strategy.

The Obstacles:
58% of people think she is not honest/trustworthy
Only 35% of people think she can "bring change" compared to Obama
The idea that she is an experienced foreign policy leader has become mockable, due to Tuzlagate
Overthrowing the results of voting primaries will dampen youth enthusiasm for the democratic candidate, and alienate african americans
She has framed the campaign against Obama in terms of "being a non-elitist real american", "having qualifications to be commander in chief" and "having many years of experience". McCain kicks her ass on all counts.

Hillary Clinton's brilliant strategy for beating McCain is below the fold.

How to become Joe Lieberman in 12 easy steps: The HRC way!

Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 12:01:22 PM PDT

(zero) Be a narcissist (almost a requirement of being a politician)

  1. Become addicted to power and attention (easily attained through 0)
  1. Make your life about attaining power, lose your scruples (see 1)
  1. Surround yourself with yes-men and media elites (see 1 and 2)
  1. Suscribe to the doctrine that public perception, as opposed to reality, is what's important in politics (see 3)
  1. Betray your party's progressive base (see 4)
  1. Get rejected by your party's base (see 5)
  1. Feel betrayed and victimized by your base (see 0, 3, and 6)
  1. Hate your base (see 0, 7)
  1. Work against your party (see 3,4 and 8)
  1. Work in coordination with republicans (see 2, 4, 9)
  1. Get hated some more; hate your base some more, work more against your party, feel more of a victim etc (see 5 through 10)until you cross a threshhold
  1. Joe Lieberman
Poll

From now on, HRC shall be referred to as

5%3 votes
19%11 votes
8%5 votes
30%17 votes
26%15 votes
8%5 votes

| 56 votes | Vote | Results

Bitter. Elitist.

Sun Apr 13, 2008 at 12:02:16 AM PDT

Coffee is bitter
Terry "Big donors" Mccauliffe is elitist

Beer is bitter.
Beer of a weird color like green or red is both bitter and elitist.

People screwed by elitist politicians are bitter
Tamarindo candy is bitter, and delicious

Unripe fruit is  bitter, and not elitist.

Poll

Are you

10%8 votes
1%1 votes
16%13 votes
8%7 votes
3%3 votes
11%9 votes
48%39 votes

| 80 votes | Vote | Results

Understanding destructive behaviours

Sat Apr 12, 2008 at 07:53:26 PM PDT

Have you ever put all of your trust upon a person only to be let down?

How about a cause? Have you ever invested your work and hopes upon a cause to see it not only fail but reveal itself to be less lofty, moral and worthy than you thought?

Have you ever lived through hard times sustained by a vision of the future that you thought both certain and good? And has this future not come about?

Have you identified yourself so much with a person that your sense of self confidence, your hopes and identity are tied with said person?

Truthfully, though, have you?

Now, have you seen that person fail when she or he was supposed to triumph? Have you seen that person mocked, hated, derided?

Or how about this; have you spent a decade or so of your life driven by a single goal? And have you failed to reach that goal? Have you compromised your ideals in the process?

Huge BHO supporter: Race should go on 'til MT and SD

Mon Apr 07, 2008 at 01:14:55 PM PDT

I'm an Obama supporter who has wished for a long time that HRC quit the race. I now believe she should stay on till the last primary (but not until Denver)

It would have been wise and smart, even from a selfish standpoint, for Hillary Clinton to quit the race before March 4th, and before having gone negative on Barack Obama. As things stand now, however, I think it would be best for the party if HRC were to stay on the race until June 4th.

Seven reasons below the fold:

Poll

HRC should concede to Obama

2%4 votes
0%1 votes
32%47 votes
33%48 votes
13%19 votes
4%7 votes
12%18 votes

| 144 votes | Vote | Results

Fun with the Google: NUTS! (+Poll)

Fri Mar 28, 2008 at 10:35:42 AM PDT

(This is an extremely short diary. It is not meant to inform or persuade but rather to amuse)

March 28, 2008- Google hits for the following phrases:
"Tom Cruise is nuts": 19300 (not surprising, but amusing)

"George Bush is nuts": 2350
"Hillary Clinton is nuts": 2780
Man! According to the internets, Hillary Clinton is nuttier than Bush! And 0.14 as nutty as Tom Cruise, which is saying a lot.

Oh, and the best part:
"Barack Obama is nuts": 1

1! And it's rather accidental. It says "voting for Barack Obama is nuts", on a republican site.

There's a fun poll below the fold...

Poll

Hillary Clinton's ideal VP would be:

1%1 votes
2%2 votes
1%1 votes
1%1 votes
32%24 votes
8%6 votes
2%2 votes
1%1 votes
4%3 votes
6%5 votes
1%1 votes
5%4 votes
10%8 votes
4%3 votes
17%13 votes

| 75 votes | Vote | Results

Chemotherapy

Wed Mar 12, 2008 at 01:01:03 AM PDT

Revolutionary change does not come without resistance. Revolutionary times are times of crisis, where neither the old order nor the new one reign; revolutionary times are times of struggle. Did you think a transformational change of the democratic party would come without a fight?

Hillary Clinton's crazy, flailing campaign is good news, as I'll explain below the fold.


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